If You Don’t Acknowledge Your Birthday…
Aging is optional if you simply refuse to participate.

This meme operates on elite denial logic. According to this completely legitimate scientific theory, if you don’t acknowledge your birthday, time legally cannot move forward. No cake, no candles, no aging. The humor comes from weaponizing technicalities like a lawyer arguing against biology itself. It’s peak delusion energy — and honestly, we’re considering it.
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