#win

Winning, because it beats the f*ck out of losing.

#lol If Marathons Were Easy

If Marathons Were Easy

#food I Could Go For A Slice Of Pizza

I Could Go For A Slice Of Pizza

#lol Almost Had A Threesome

Almost Had A Threesome

#drunks Ugh Mondays

Ugh Mondays

#animals Being Married

Being Married

#lol When My Internet Is Not Working

When My Internet Is Not Working

#animals When You Catch Your Friends Man Cheating

When You Catch Your Friends Man Cheating

#lol When You Forget Your Costco Card

When You Forget Your Costco Card

#animals Your Girls New Hair Do

Your Girls New Hair Do

#lol Need A Vacation

Need A Vacation

#animals The Fake Sleeping Selfie

The Fake Sleeping Selfie

#lol Happy National Surprise Drug Testing Day

Happy National Surprise Drug Testing Day

#lol Time To Put A Ring On It

Time To Put A Ring On It

#animals It’s Called Fashion Dumbass

It’s Called Fashion Dumbass

#lol If A Girls Says…

If A Girls Says…

#drunks Drunk Octopus Wants To Fight

Drunk Octopus Wants To Fight

#drunks How Many Drinks Per Week

How Many Drinks Per Week

#lol Your Mom Quit Her Job

Your Mom Quit Her Job

#lol Is Pepsi OK

Is Pepsi OK

#lol Who Makes The Sandwiches

Who Makes The Sandwiches

#food Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

#lol Wins Bumper Stickers

Wins Bumper Stickers

#lol Eat A Snickers, Kim Jong-Un

Eat A Snickers, Kim Jong-Un

#lol Call In Sick With What?

Call In Sick With What?