My Default Response

My default response to pretty much any statement that does not involve food.

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#lol When You Forget Your Costco Card

When You Forget Your Costco Card

#food You Don’t Really Love Pizza

You Don’t Really Love Pizza

#drunks Only Two Not Happy It’s Friday

Only Two Not Happy It’s Friday

#food I Could Go For A Slice Of Pizza

I Could Go For A Slice Of Pizza

#lol Life Is Short

Life Is Short

#animals Time For School

Time For School

#drunks Bloody Mary To End All Bloody Marys

Bloody Mary To End All Bloody Marys

#animals Ever Since You Joined Instagram

Ever Since You Joined Instagram

#lol Amazing Kris Jenner Photobomb

Amazing Kris Jenner Photobomb

#animals Hey Read The Sign Lady

Hey Read The Sign Lady

#lol Come Find Me

Come Find Me

#dumb Rape-Van My Ass…

Rape-Van My Ass…

#animals Someone With Bad Breath

Someone With Bad Breath

#lol Is Pepsi OK

Is Pepsi OK

#drunks When Your Fake ID Works

When Your Fake ID Works

#food Every Pizza Is Personal

Every Pizza Is Personal

#lol When Someone Owes You Money

When Someone Owes You Money

#lol Oh You Do Marathons

Oh You Do Marathons